Army Of One... from The FUTURE!

If you have ever considered becoming an army of one, as in all major life decisions, it pays to do a little research. In the army you can be a multimedia illustrator, a special band member or a lithographer. And if you're smart and lucky you could even become a cryptologic linguist. And really, where else can you do something like that.

But as far as I can tell after 15 minutes of exhaustive research, the best part of the army is the FUTURE! Not only can you see in the dark, wear camouflage and kill people but you can do most of it by remote control with robots and paid actors, as illustrated in this video.

Of course there is the possibility of an alternate future in the army. But why discuss that on the army website.