Nearsighted Dogs of the World Rejoice!

For years Fido was only "pretty sure" that he was smelling another dogs ass. But now, thanks to the wonders of modern technology and the same people who brought you pet insurance, pet psychology and pet cologne, he will see each dogs ass in perfect 20/20 black and white vision.

Just in time for spring.

Million Dollar Baby Rhino

In the wake of a painful estrangement from his mother, a young rhino named Hillary Swank, finds an unlikely soul mate in the grizzled yet lovable form of an elderly female goat/boxing trainer, Clint Eastwood.

Hilarity ensues. One of them dies.

Winner of 3 Academy Awards including best Rhino - Goat Scene.

Evel Knievel follow up

Maybe this dude read the previous post and became inspired.

He needs a little work on his name. Bubba Blackwell is a little too white-sheety for most of america.

Smell Suit

Linda Gorman is "allergic" to smells. Especially perfumes, pine sol and probably your mouthwash and shampoo. This ailment, of course, led her to sue her employeer...the city of Norwalk, CT. Which has a fantastic website.

Please stop smelling good, cleaning things and bathing so this shining example of american stupidity can validate your marriage license.