Earth to be Renamed "Popeland"

Due to the unprecedented unprecedented-ness of the current papal-palooza, 99% of the earths residents have voted to rename the big blue "Popeland".

"While this is a gooda stepa," said Cardinal Giovanni Saldarini of Italy, " We thinka we shoulda builda a giant statue ofa da Popa and put ita ona da moon."

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