Homeland Finally Safe

Although today Derek would be languishing in his own feces at Guantanamo Bay due to the airport incident, the Department of Homeland Security has learned its lesson and won't allow zucchini offenders to go unpunished.

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Well at least I can still enlist

Everyone should have a plan B. And even though enlisting in the military always fell at around double Z for me, its nice to know that if I want to kill people that don't speak English and get paid for it,... I still can.