Chimps Attack

There is one basic rule when running a chimp sanctuary in the naturally chimp laden area of Southern California. If you're going to have a birthday party for your favorite chimpanzee...invite all of the other chimps in the neighborhood, even if you don't like them very much.

Ignore this rule at your own risk.

And as an aside, notice the tagline of this TV station. "In the spirit of the golden empire". I don't know what this means and i'm not sure if i want to know.